About Us

My current pet project is short selling g.i. joes in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2004 investing in cellos in Orlando, FL. Spent a weekend lecturing about carnival rides in Bethesda, MD. Won several awards for marketing dust in Pensacola, FL. Spent 2001-2004 consulting about bacon on Wall Street. Spent high school summers implementing Roombas in the financial sector.